Dispatches from the Asylum

There’s nothing that gets the blood flowing in the morning like a steel toe boot implanted between the buttocks, and we’re going to need it because nowadays, there’s not a lot of inspiration provided by government psychofuck’s or crib mates to start the day.

The comedy club unravels this evening with gladiators of shit-for-brains coming down with the dreaded cornholio, despite being jabbed full tilt.

Well, mild cold symptoms but feeling fine… Oh, okay! 

Very cool you capitalized ‘covid’, as we wouldn’t know what the fuck you’re talking about if you didn’t. And don’t forget, jab the bejesus out of yourselves so you too…

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